Mary Bale charged over Cat in Bin incident

Mary Bale 45, was charged over the cat in bin incident earlier this year.  Although the original expectation was for the charge to be with animal cruelty she managed to get the curious charge of 'failure to provide the cat with a suitable environment'.

Now questions need to be raised about the incident so this can never happen again.  What is and isn't a suitable environment for a cat?  And the confusing question we all have to ask our selves... what actually goes in which bin?

Suitable Environments for Cats

• Fish markets
  As we all know there is are very fond of fish, so this is looked as an cat heaven in many feline eyes.  However we must stress the different between a fish market and the sea.  Throwing your cat in the sea could be seen as putting your cat in an unsuitable environment.
  
  
• In front of the fire
  Cats like the warmth of a cosy heated fire (this can be electric or if you live in the dark ages/own a mansion coal fires are appropriate).  Place your cat near(NOT IN) the fire to comply with RSPCA conditions.
  
  I also recommend  that you put your cat out at night, as mine sprays everywhere and don't have the heart to cut his twinky off.

Unsuitable Environments for Cats

• Rockets
  The privillage of sending animals into space is left for NASA and other space organisations.  So come November 5th please be aware tying your cat to a firework to launch it into space is deemed inappropriate.
  
  
• Oktoberfest
  Cats have a low metabolism when it comes to alcohol and when they get drunk there instincts come to life and they stare believing they are Scar from the lion king.  
  
  
• Bins
  One of the most obvious ones cats in bins is a big no-no.  This goes for all types of bin and all types of cats.  It does not matter if your cat is biodegradable or not.  Please remember your purple bin is for bottles, Green for grass trimmings and your black bin is for general waste,
  
  NB: bin colours are based on Bolton metropoliton council colours.

What should you use your bin for?

Bins should be mainly left to household waste but you may also put in flies if you are ninja enough to catch them.

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