Cat in Bin Humour

Ever since the disgust of a cat being put in a bin for 15 hours (while Chilean minors are forced to spend there time underground for months) the internet has been bombarded by joke surrounding the incident.  Here are the best:

1. I just opened my wheelie bin and a wasp flew out. What kind of sick fucker would throw a wasp in a bin?
2. Mary had a little lamb,But then she put that in the bin too.
   
   
3. 'Cat Dumped In Bin'. Dirty little cunt, never heard of a litter tray?
   
   
4. Cats are for life, not just for recycling.
   
   
5. That cat was really lucky to escape after 15 hours in that bin. Another 3 weeks and it would have been collected by the council and crushed.
   
   
6. After the floods in Pakistan, the murder of an MI6 agent, and the 33 miners trapped underground; potentially until christmas, the British public were devastated...
   ...to hear that a cat was stuck in a wheelie bin for just over 15 hours.
   
   
7. Mary Bale is to be prosecuted for putting Lola the cat in a bin.Coventry council have said they need to get across to people that putting non plastics in the plastics bin is unacceptable.
   
   
8. Mary Bale is getting a very hard time.
   Give her a break.
   Give her a Kit Kat