Ashraf Vali
Ashraf Vali is a little known Phenomenon from Blackburn, known mainly for his Android fan boy antics and can often be found geolocating his tweets about German pornography.
Unfortunately he also sits next to me while I work, asking me how to code.
Why am I writing about Ashraf Vali
Basically, because I have to sit next to the dude all day, and he's so proud how he's number one for his name while i'm only on page 2 for David Walsh. Have you ever tried being called David Walsh???? Its like naming your cat whiskers.
FFS MUM why couldn't I be called Ashraf Walsh!!
The Challenge
So the little we have a bit of a challenge -
To be number one on Google for Ashraf Vali and Ashraf Walsh (for when I decide to change my name)
He'll try and get higher than me for David Walsh. But refuses to try to get number one cos he's a soft arse.
So anyway.. Ashraf Vali... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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With the plan to increase the pension age to 66 how will the spending be effected
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